May 2013
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sheepishwoes:
what the fuck did i just stumble across
zacharieforpresident:
zacharieforpresident:
hey guys remember these things
i just lost a follower
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
NO WAY OUT!
NO WAY IN!
NO WAY OUT!
NO WAY IN!
NO WAY OUT!
ponies-and-politics:
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
Describe yourself on anon and I'll tell you if I'd...
theyallfuckthesame:
I want a fuck ton of these please
rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
poopflow:
seein a hot girl and being like
Anonymous asked: GREEN
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
orlandobloomers:
people used to have to paint their own selfies
vinoxe:
vinoxe:
werescott:
vinoxe:
popcorn
i need popcorn
For you
omg thanks
WAIT
askdemhomestucks:
johnquincyadams:
i would describe myself as “heart eyes emoji disguised as sunglasses emoji.” once u get through my sick and chill exterior u find a lot of love
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lovesolitudes:
i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
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miss-nerdgasmz:
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
cornucopia:
IF YOU GET MAD AT PEOPLE FOR BEING EXCITED IM GONNA PUSH YOU OFF MOUNT EVEREST
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kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
thetrekkiehasthephonebox:
moranighosty:
moranighosty:
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ah yes ah
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ah ah ah ah ah ah
god dammit
AHHH YES.
me: wait is that canon or did i read that in a fan fic
ezramillrs:
ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman like you” and i was like “do you know what dad being sexist doesn’t look fine on anyone” and everyone laughed at him and i just sat there like
genericinternetfangirl:
richwhitelesbian:
*hears my son saying a swear* what the frick, man. do you kiss your anime body pillows with that mouth
