poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

(via ch3lsuhh)

stevenfresco:

“we’re having pizza for dinner”

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sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

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lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

(via ch3lsuhh)

phanrocksmycrocs:

the-whale-incident:

there’s a hot orgy on my dash

and u just got an invitation 

i juST SPAT OUT MY LUNGS AND CHOKED TO DEATH

(via ragehappycentral)

wurnbo:

what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:

• unfollow them
• done

(via ragehappycentral)

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

(via solluxsucksdick)

drdavidbrinner:

hormonequeen:

drdavidbrinner:

reminder that Karkat and Equius are the only two trolls who have never attempted murder

Equius killed people all the time to feed Feferi’s lusus 

I made you a guide

(via gemiinii24)

mishaoverlord:

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

(via gamergrl-latula)