aquaticAtrocities

If I was a fictional character, who would I be?

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:41:47 -0400

#10 points for reasoning behind your decision

screams BC Sav putting ALL of THIS cIEl on my dAsh and I WAsnT PREPpared sav let me love you though

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:37:01 -0400

screams BC Sav putting ALL of THIS cIEl on my dAsh and I WAsnT PREPpared

sav let me love you though

ballerinahomicide: trapghoul: the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:35:44 -0400

ballerinahomicide:

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????

most accurate post on tumblr

lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:33:54 -0400

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:31:15 -0400

nerdfighter13812:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

I’m a Christian and I approve this message.

catsandallthatjazz: the-girl-that-died: shesmorethanyouknow: t...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:59:28 -0400

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

e-zekiel: Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:53:47 -0400

e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

astreetcarnamedthetardis: the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:52 -0400

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

Videogames' questions and shit

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:48:20 -0400

1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?
2: Company you're always loyal to?
3: Best game you've ever played?
4: Worst game you've ever played?
5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?
6: A game that's changed you the most?
7: A game you'll never forget?
8: Best soundtrack?
9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?
10: A game you've completely given up on?
11: Hardest game you've played?
12: Shortest time you've beaten a game in?
13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?
14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?
15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?
16: Character you've hated most? From what game?
17: What game do you never tell people you play?
18: A game you wish your friends knew about?
19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
20: What was the first video game you ever played?
21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?
23: Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?
24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?
25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?
26: Handheld or console?
27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?
28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?
29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?
30: A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?

STOP.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:36:07 -0400

askpyra1:

I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.

EVERY.LAST.ONE.

I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG

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best-of-funny: X

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:48:30 -0400

best-of-funny:

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shamusiel: SEND ME A ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIV E YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:41:11 -0400

shamusiel:

SEND ME A ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIV E YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT

familyfriendlyurl: when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:40:52 -0400

familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek

passerkirbius: I heartily endorse this comic. (via Maximumble -...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:37:36 -0400

passerkirbius:

I heartily endorse this comic.

(via Maximumble - #480 – Dolled)